With the Plethora of T.V. channels churning out useless,facile, Reality and Quiz shows that we have nowadays, is it possible that Women could have their own channel – dedicated to ‘Womens’ ‘Bits’, please ?
I was just sipping on the froth of a lovely cappuccino when an advert comes on – “Vagisin” – for womens’ itchy, dry and/or smelly pipework. Yes, of course women need these things like ‘Tena’ pads and whatever, but please – not when I’m eating.
Of course, you could say that I shouldn’t be eating or drinking in front of the telly, but then I would have to borrow your ears for several hours while I regaled you about the ‘Good Old Days’, when families (what are they ?) used to sit around the table in the ‘Dining Room’ – and Talked to eachother.