Womens’ ‘Bits’ (as my wife refers to them)

With the Plethora of T.V. channels churning out useless,facile, Reality and Quiz shows that we have nowadays, is it possible that Women could have their own channel – dedicated to ‘Womens’ ‘Bits’, please ?

I was just sipping on the froth of a lovely cappuccino when an advert comes on – “Vagisin” – for womens’ itchy, dry and/or smelly pipework. Yes, of course women need these things like ‘Tena’ pads and whatever, but please – not when I’m eating.

Of course, you could say that I shouldn’t be eating or drinking in front of the telly, but then I would have to borrow your ears for several hours while I regaled you about the ‘Good Old Days’, when families (what are they ?) used to sit around the table in the ‘Dining Room’ – and Talked to eachother.

The BBC – Overstaffed and Overpaid

Just how many reporters do the BBC need to send to Spain ?

My blog is my only outlet, because the BBC doesn’t take kindly to criticism.

I got a snotty reply when I sent them an e-mail in which I said that David Mitchell and his wife, dominate BBC T.V. and Radio and that she, Victoria Corin, not only got her BBC job through the usual BBC Nepotism (her father) but that she was not a suitable ‘role-model’ because she was a slut and

I also asked them if I could have a job with the BBC if I was a One-legged, Black, Lesbian – with a Scottish accent ?

“Victory has a thousand fathers but defeat is an orphan”

I didn’t vote for Theresa May, but I understood her Reasoning for the snap election. Now, with her defeated, all the Hind-sighters come out of the woodwork castigating her.
But what would they be saying if she HAD got that Landslide Victory – a very different tune, I’m sure. So I am reminded of Field Marshall von Rundstedt’s famous quote, which is the title of this little blog today.

Thoughts on Astrophysics

If light is the fastest thing in the universe, then surely it must be travelling faster than the universe is expanding – even though we know that the speed at which the galaxies are travelling away from us/eachother is accelerating, exponentially.

So, what happens when light hits the outer envelope of the ever-expanding universe ? Does it go beyond the universe – in which case does anything exist beyond the universe – or is light reflected/refracted by the universe’s envelope, back into the universe ?

If the latter, could that be the source of ‘Dark Energy’ ? And since energy and matter are inter-changeable, then could this reflected light also be the source of ‘Dark Matter’ ?

What happens when the speed of the expanding universe approaches the speed of light, because we know that as a body theoretically approaches the speed of light, that body gets heavier – and so on repeatedly, because no body can ever quite reach the speed of light.

Good old prince Philip

Alas, alas – how will we all survive now that we learn that the old Parasite is set to retire from public life.

Born on a kitchen table on the island of Corfu, without a penny to his name – but with a very ‘pushy’ uncle – he pulled off the greatest coup since prince Albert, by marrying the then, richest woman in the world (made rich by not paying her Taxes).
Since then he’s had to endure a lifetime of the Highest luxury without ever having to put his hand in his pocket to pay for anything – and all at OUR expense,

(incidentally, I’m writing this to get away from the BBC’s obsequious, fawning coverage of him on both the T.V. and the radio).

Who can forget his Diplomatic skills when, on a State visit to China, he referred to the Chinese People as “slitty-eyed”. Stavros, (as he is known in aristocratic circles) has had the most arduous life, living off his wife (well, US Really) attending endless paid-for lunches and grand dinners and spawning two generations of equally idle, Parasitic Scroungers.

But I must confess, that I dread his death (if it is before me), because I will then have to avoid all british T.V. and Radio news channels for – oh, probably, several weeks – if not Months !
And when she goes, my God, I think I will have to take an extended holiday for 18 months, at least, to avoid all the media brown-nosed, obsequious, royal arse-licking that the BBC excels in.
(alternatively, I might be ‘bumped off’ before then, by MI5 for my anti-royalist writings).

Genealogy Research

I wonder if this pastime is popular in Germany ?

None of prince Philip’s 3 sisters were allowed to attend his wedding because they were all married to senior (SS) Nazis, and the queen didn’t want them
goose-stepping up the Aisle at Westminster Abbey.