Queen’s Bollocks

How much money has been spent on queenie’s empire’baton’relay rubbish?
This imitation of Hitler’s Olympic flame idea is just another grossly expensive copycat effort for the Royal family to try and bathe in some very, very – by now – dimmed, reflected glory – from others, once again.
Old queenie is miffed that she never became empress and so she is always the keenest for us to pour OUR money down the drain in doing any stunt that appeals to the feeble-minded royalst, to remind us that – before Churchill unwittingly destroyed the pompous title,’Daddy’ was an emporer.

I suppose the whole family has awarded themselves special new extra medals that they can wear on new endless Goering-like collections of bespoke, taylored uniforms to dress up in – and all at our expense – when some of us are battling councils, often without legal Aid, about the ‘bedroom-tax’.
However Dire the money straights of the country, money can always be found to spend on the royal family – while many of her ‘Subjects’ have to fight for a park bench to sleep on, every night.

To look at philip’s and charlie’s farcical metal chests, you would think that they had seen action in every battle going beck to “Ivar the Boneless”
In fact, they are so spineless perhaps their carpets of undeserved medals are what actually holds them up.

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